January 2010
Filipino Guilty Pleasures
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Green mango with bagoong
Bagoong in general
Dirty ice cream
Toknene (the quail egg cooked in flour)
Fish balls
Gulaman
Taho
Add more. :).
Halo-Halo. Hmm, what else..
Puto-Pao with dinuguan. Heck, dinuguan in general.
I’m sure that there are people who are genuinely concerned about what’s going on in Haiti, but the fact that certain people click numerous times makes me wary. Do the people who click the Haiti Support button on Facebook REALLY care, or are they just doing it for show?
Never enter a toy store if you are not under the...
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..Unless you want to be preyed on, then, by all means, go ahead.
Yeah, you never really know if a toy store is swarming with pedophiles. In our case, Toy something (I don’t remember the name =)) ) has two. :|
Faith’s theory is that the workers spend so much time around kids that they can’t distinguish between kids and adults anymore. o_e
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Add "in my pants" to Michael Jackson's songs
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Beat it in my pants
Heal the world in my pants
I’m starting with the man in the mirror in my pants
It don’t matter if you’re black or white in my pants
I wanna rock with you in my pants
The way you make me feel in my pants.
They don’t care about us in my pants.
"For the Win" = "Para sa Panalo"? HAHAHA.
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-Darla
So “Laugh Out Loud” = “Tawanan Labas Malakas”?
*face/palm* Epic fa- - I mean, epikong kakulangan.
No, Marga. =)))) Epic fail’s EPIKONG BAGSAK. :| Your’s was epic fail, I mean, epikong bagsak. =)))))))))
And *face/palm* = *mukha/palad*; LMAO = Natatanggal ang aking puwet sa kakatawa. HAHAHAHA. Or you can do the Tumatawa ang aking puwet...
Never enter a toy store if you are not under the...
summerblue:
lifeswings:
..Unless you want to be preyed on, then, by all means, go ahead.
Yeah, you never really know if a toy store is swarming with pedophiles. In our case, Toy something (I don’t remember the name =)) ) has two. :|
Faith’s theory is that the workers spend so much time around kids that they can’t distinguish between kids and adults anymore. o_e
Puwede. But don’t...
Never enter a toy store if you are not under the...
..Unless you want to be preyed on, then, by all means, go ahead.
Imagine, just one birthday every year. But there...
Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you!
I WANT YOU TO EMPLOY THE USE OF IPAD JOKES
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DUDES. How can you pass up this perfect opportunity to make fun out of our feminine problems?
(Read through that sentence one more time. Notice how the ‘DUDES’ makes it sound so ironic. HAHA)
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Mo Twister talking about the guy who Katy Perry brought on stage for Hot and Cold during her concert
@summerblue Yes, it’s Tommy.
WHOA. Even if it is negative, he was worthy of being blogged about. ^:)^ Well, his school spirit is. =)))))
I have to agree though, that it was a pretty stupid answer to a pretty stupid question. Where else could he be from, Katy? o_e...
My gosh, your Tumblr.
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It’s beautiful.
No, I am not talking to myself.
Why thank you, Marga. =)) and it’s not just my tumblr, it’s me too HAHAHAHA.
Umasa ka, Patrice. =))) My compliments are getting to your head.
Excuse me? THIS IS DARLA. =)) Are you saying I’m not beautiful? Dx :|
Just remember the words of Christina Aguilera: “I am beautiful, no...
The Best Period-Related iPad Jokes
Now, I recommend you don’t read the jokes if you’re the type who’s sensitive when it comes to feminine problems. Just so you know, though, they’re actually pretty funny.
And I just need to say, seriously, Apple? iPad? Just go on and the name the the iPod Shuffle an iTampon for all I care. That way, you’ll be on your way to building...
Mo Twister talking about the guy who Katy Perry brought on stage for Hot and Cold during her concert
@summerblue Yes, it’s Tommy.
My gosh, your Tumblr.
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lifeswings:
It’s beautiful.
No, I am not talking to myself.
Why thank you, Marga. =)) and it’s not just my tumblr, it’s me too HAHAHAHA.
Umasa ka, Patrice. =))) My compliments are getting to your head.
My gosh, your Tumblr.
It’s beautiful.
No, I am not talking to myself.
TEACHERS PLEASE STOP YOU'RE BLOWING OUR BRAINS UP
TONIGHT WE’RE GONNA CRAM TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK, BUT THE LT’S COMING UP NOW.
OH NO, OH NO. OH NO, OH NO.
Chorus for 1-4’s SciMax entry in the tune of Tik Tok. Heck, yeah! \:D/
I know what you’re thinking What’s Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot.
Yes, I could’ve nailed her. But, no, it’s not a failure Cause there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine, But I’d rather be dressed to the nines. It’s a truth you can’t refute. Nothing suits me like a suit!
Neil Patrick Harris should sing on HIMYM more.
Open-ito Door-ito, Trade-Your-Lunch Day, the weird Japanese game we used to play. Man, I miss the seventh grade.
“Man died after watching Avatar”
Okay, I really don’t have anything against Avatar, and I do not hate it. I just really disliked the movie. That’s all.
I'm high as a kite, I just might stop to check you...
Let me go on like a blister in the sun.
Help I’m Alive - Metric
Can you feel my...
I BUST THE WINDOWS OUT YOUR CAR
I’m watching Glee rn, okay. =))
Special order
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This happened last year, but I just remembered it now, and it’s so funny. =)).
My family and I were eating in Saisaki (Japanese restaurant), then, when my dad was ordering…
Dad: …california maki with tuna sashimi.
Waiter: Uh, okay. Special order po. :D.
Dad: -in his mind: why is it special?-
Then the waiter comes back with california maki, and tuna sashimi stuffed inside the...