December 2011
“And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke (via misswallflower)
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Obligatory Post About 2011
In which I blab about the past year, and give you ~reflection paper vibes~.
Looking back, I think I could label 2011 as my Safety Year. It wasn’t particularly exciting or depressing, or a year that would allow me to enumerate numerous achievements that I am proud of. It’s still a year I’m thankful for though, and I could still say that it was pretty awesomesauce.
What did I...
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Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
me: dishonor on you
me: dishonor on your whole family
me: DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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mermaidmotels:
slow hands | interpol
you put...
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Watchohh-boyy:
maybe-i-need-you:
overreacti0n:
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
best scene of anything ever.
omg. I’ve been singing this all day.
really tho.
I might be psychic.
:o
is it sad that i memorized this whole thing and can sing it perfectly whenever i want. even the ending. :D
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Watchmermaidcunt93:
my god
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[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
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pensieveity asked: K I R A
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Death Cab’s coming to Manila. MY HEART.
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There's this part in The Merchant of Venice
Where Portia tells Nerissa, her lady-in-waiting, her plan to disguise themselves as men. The disguises would let them help their respective husbands, Bassanio and Gratiano, who left for Venice to help Bassanio’s husband BFF, Antonio with his case.
And then, basically she tells Nerissa that between the two of them, she’ll probably be the hotter guy. She talks about how she’ll...
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joshishollyfalalalalalalalala:
“See how I leave with every piece of you” Adele sang to a rich triple layer black forest cake
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Patti (@freakypencils) just took the time to note that in one of Alex Day’s videos, there’s a bit involving frozen chicken wings and she thought of me. You know, because my tumblr’s lifeswings.
That’s Christmas, guys. That’s Christmas.
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List: Fun Holiday Recipes for Self-Sufficient... →
madmanwithabox:
Empty a bag of chocolate chips in a bowl. Place the bowl in the microwave and heat on high for 45 seconds. Stir. Let cool for five minutes. Drink.
Buy a package of cookie dough. Eat package of cookie dough.
Pour cider into a mug. Heat cider in the microwave on medium high for 25 seconds. Garnish with cinnamon stick. Take a pull from a whisky bottle. Cry while listening to...
uglyhippieshit:
*Start writing a text-post and in the middle of it realize nobody cares and besides you shouldn’t even be writing such things because so many people will read it*
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my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
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2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
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I probably won’t go online tomorrow, so Merry Christmas, broskis! I hope that you all stuff your face with unusually delicious food and fun and happiness, etc.
yeahhh
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Tell me (anon or not) what you think being married...
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