• Prom organizer: We need the formal name of your date for the invitation and place card.
  • Me: Sure. His name is J-Dog.
  • Prom organizer: I beg your pardon?
  • Me: J-Dog.
  • Prom organizer: His formal name, please.
  • Me: That is it! Just because it sounds funny....
  • Prom organizer: I'm serious. I - -
  • Me: His parents went through a hip hop phase, okay.